Radio, Radio

“You should be on the radio,” was what was said. What was heard by my 16-year-old ego was, “You shouldn’t be on TV.”

The compliment was first given when I was a kid, when my voice suddenly and without the typical teenager’s pitch shifts and volume wobbles—the “Peter’s voice is changing, this week on a very special episode of ‘The Brady Bunch'”-type changes—deepened and thickened to a baritone/bass.

In the past, I blamed this on my starting theater in junior high school, as that school did not have a stage at all, and my high school theater did not have a sound system at all, so I learned at a young age how to project my voice and fill a big room without sounding like I am yelling or being operated on without anesthetic.

I now realize that this theory, like so many of my theories about me and my life, makes absolutely no sense.

“You should be on the radio.”

A woman behind me on line said it to me recently. She did not even start with “Hello.” This is usually how the moment transpires: A stranger hears me speak and tells me that I sound like an announcer. Some ask if they have heard me on the radio. (This is possible, remotely possible, but not likely.) Some suggest I send a recording to a radio station. When I first published this column in July, with a sample of my voice at 16, some readers made the same suggestion. I’m looking at you, Judy, Martha, Matt, Mary.

It is always a compliment and I appreciate it. Period.

There is no “but” to follow that sentence, even though it probably sounded like I was about to turn it into a complaint. Compliments are nothing to complain about.

When I was younger, say two months ago or so, I did not know how to take compliments for things I have no responsibility for, like my voice or my height, any more than I knew how to accept insults for things I have no responsibility for, like my voice or my height. Perhaps I receive fewer compliments or insults now, or I am simply more grateful for any human contact, at all.

I recently discovered that there are videos online from 1985 of a high school production that I was in. I was 16 that year. (The fact that the onstage star, my high school acquaintance, is currently the husband of Rachael Ray, a famous television personality, is I think why these particular half-dozen clips are online, as he is the only person in all six clips. Perhaps if she’d seen these clips, things would be different for me …) It is a production of Frank Loesser’s “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying,” which is a musical that must be performed by every high school in the United States once each decade for the school to retain accreditation. (It’s the l-a-w!)

Because I can not sing, deep voice or not, whenever my school was producing a musical I had to find any available non-singing roles and make them mine. In this clip, I am the offstage voice of the book that young Finch is reading.

 
I was 16 and already sounded like, well, like someone who should be on the radio or someone who should be announcing subway stops. Or someone whose job is recording outgoing messages for funeral parlors—that young me sounds so serious, and it is not, I promise, not because of anything the “role” required. He was, sadly, indeed that serious. Well, that is how I remember me at 16. I had a lot on my mind.

My voice now sounds a bit more lived-in. Living will do that. I have a little more control over it. But my girlfriend tells me that she knows when something has my “alpha male” riled up: She says I sound like a radio announcer or the voice of a book when I feel like I need to make my point in a debate. (Not with her; she established long ago with me that she sees through a lot of my quirks and will ignore those that are unimportant.)

So now when someone at the grocery store tells me that I ought to be on the radio, I refrain from making wisecracks about how adults, unlike children, should be heard but not seen or twist it into an insult about how I am being told I have a face for radio. It is a gift, period.

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12 comments

  1. Pancake Bunnykins · August 26, 2015

    Wow! That’s an amazing voice at 16 🙂

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  2. wscottling · August 26, 2015

    If your voice has held true, it’s a good voice. I used to have a good voice… also one meant for radio, but alas, my stupid lungs gave out and my voice isn’t what is used to be.

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    • Mark Aldrich · August 26, 2015

      I was going to update this with a Soundcloud link to a skit I was in last year, but then I started watching today’s news and got distracted enough to write about that. I think my voice sounds thinner now.

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  3. Martha Kennedy · August 26, 2015

    I still sound like a child on the phone. When I did radio in high school I had to work hard to get a “radio voice” and, except for one, all of my parts in plays were not speaking parts, I don’t think (or maybe it was?) it was because of my voice, but… Truly your voice is beautiful.

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    • Mark Aldrich · August 26, 2015

      I’ve heard your voice, at least when put to work doing an accent: your mock Werner Herzog video.

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      • Martha Kennedy · August 26, 2015

        Ja, vel dat vas ein profound verk uf ahrt und in ze moment of inspiration effn und white alligaytor can do somsing special.

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  4. lifelessons · August 26, 2015

    Martha, I absolutely hate my voice as well. I, also, think I sound like a kid with a slight impediment. Mark, a beautiful voice is such an advantage. Has nothing to do at all with whether you are worthy of TV. I have a friend who jokingly finds an affront in every compliment i give him. If I say, “I really like you in that red shirt!” He will say, “Oh, so does that mean you don’t like any of my other shirts?” It’s a joke, but what you were doing earlier in your life. Nice to see you have matured to go along with your voice! Ha. http://judydykstrabrown.com/2015/08/26/sixteen-the-combiners-excerpt/

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  5. BearChow · August 26, 2015

    If I had watched that clip without reading your blog post first, I would have assumed that the narrator was the high school’s drama or debate teacher, or someone else with training in public speaking.

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  6. abodyofhope · August 28, 2015

    Grown up so much in the last couple months, have you? That was funny 😉
    There are some compliments you walk away from realizing they were “back-handed compliments.” People down south are really great at making an insult sound like a compliment, lol.
    You do have a great voice, Mark. Straight up!

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