Sleep, Perchance to Zzzzzzzzz

We measure the quality of our day by the number of achievements we have. Number of documents published versus quality of work, or the number of times this week we beat personal commuting records to and from the office, or numbers of reps at the gym, or, worse, for those dieting, number of days without “cheating,” which represents even more harsh ways to harshly self-judge.
We live in a culture of Other Peoples’ Success and thus exist in a competition with others for more successes than them and yet better ones. This is because, as Brené Brown, a famous sociologist, points out, we live in a “culture of scarcity. We wake up in the morning and we say, ‘I didn’t get enough sleep.’ And we hit the pillow saying, ‘I didn’t get enough done.’ We’re never thin enough, extraordinary enough or good enough—until we decide that we are. The opposite of ‘scarcity’ is not ‘abundance.’ It’s ‘enough.’ I’m enough.”
I’m enough. Not “I’m good enough.” I’m enough. How hard that is to say, and to mean it to be about me, myself, and not you. It is even harder to embrace.— “Get Some Sleep Already,” October 24, 2014

I only remember my nightmares. Which means that either I do not have pleasant dreams at all (not the case) or that I have them all the time but they are unremarkable to me because I live my life under the self-centered guiding philosophy that the only life worth experiencing always feels like a victorious night at an awards ceremony, so I spend my waking life continuously happy and flinging thumbs-up signs at the world (not the case, either).

For those with a chronic condition that includes physical pain as a part of its menu of offerings, sleep is a brand-new experience each night. Just as I have to relearn some aspects of how to walk each morning, I seem to require a lesson in how to fall asleep each night. The punchline to this is I was an insomniac long before my spinal muscular atrophy symptoms began to affect me. So now I simply have something to point at.

Last week, I lost my ability to think. (No one is accusing me of having had it restored yet, either.) My legs cramp during the night, a few times a week, something that happens to everyone, I believe, but seems especially common for those with neuromuscular diseases like mine. The pain is not incredible, but because it shocks me awake there is no scale to apply to it. It is probably a two on a scale of one to ten, but because it startles me awake, it feels like a twelve on a scale of one to two. Because being awakened by pain a couple nights in a row sucks, my unconscious mind’s solution was to not fall asleep. For several nights. I got exhausted cat-naps instead of anything else.

Everything that I quoted in the box at the top? Last week, they were just nice quotes.

Part of the problem rests in a deep discomfort to do what I am doing right now and simply sometimes say things like “I hurt.” My non-Brené Brown inner critic tells me that “I am enough,” so thus I should suck it up. “You know,” it says unhelpfully at around four a.m., “Some people can’t even feel their legs.” My inner critic is a bully.

My inner critic tells me that I am thin-skinned and co-dependent and sensitive to insult. If and when someone expresses hurt or confusion or simply does not like something I have said or written, my inner critic tells me my legs hurt as an penance for offending others, which is an emotional equation that in the light of day reminds me that I flunked algebra in school but makes complete sense, if not very peaceful sense, by night.

Hooray for the thin-skinned among us. It just means we care. Hooray for the too-sensitive. Let us all join forces and insensitively, but not rudely, proclaim our thin-skinnedness.

At its best, my life has moments that make sense like this, instead: My hands are losing dexterity, either from normal aging (I am 46) or the process of spinal muscular atrophy. One night, I reached to pick up a paper napkin from the top of a pile and found myself watching my thumb stroke and re-stroke the pile, pointlessly, as if I had grown affectionate for this stack of napkins. I could not extend my fingers to anchor the pile so the top one would pop up into my grip. I stared at my hand as it did not move under my command.

My girlfriend did not attempt to fix everything by grabbing a napkin for me, nor did she add to my breathless moment of wondering “is this a new symptom?” by saying anything at all like that. Instead, she cheered me on in the battle, yelled at the napkins for teasing me, and cheered when I won (by using two hands to retrieve one napkin). “Those napkins were rude,” she said after. She’s cool like that.

But I did not sleep that night. My inner critic waited to tell me at four a.m. that she deserves better, someone who walks better, does not hurt, sleeps soundly, never complains. Can pick up a napkin.

You know, no one deserves my inner critic. Not even my inner critic.

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14 comments

  1. wscottling · February 11, 2015

    Your inner critic sucks. You should punch him one in the face.

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    • Mark Aldrich · February 11, 2015

      Thank you! 🙂

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    • Mark Aldrich · February 11, 2015

      I would not (could not) think of others what my inner critic says it thinks of me sometimes. But that afflicts many people.

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  2. livingonchi · February 11, 2015

    It’s tough having sleep issues, especially when you’re jerked awake so rudely. I’m glad you have an understanding girlfriend. Ignore Mr. Inner Critic, you deserve each other.

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  3. Martha Kennedy · February 11, 2015

    Inner critics are all fascists. I don’t even have one any more. I told “her” (she’s my mom, I think) to fuck off…

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  4. berryduchess · February 11, 2015

    I love your post and i am thin-skinned too and i always care too much. In other news, give yourself a break and dont mind the inner critic 🙂 i wish you well and i look forward to reading your posts 🙂

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  5. dorothychiotti · February 11, 2015

    I have plenty of experience with my own inner critic so, in my own way, I totally understand what you’re saying. I wrote letters to mine and told it to go jump in a lake. It was a cathartic exercise. 😉 Hang in there.

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  6. mj6969 · February 13, 2015

    Mark, I can understand about pain keeping you awake – or jolting you into wakefulness. The dead of night – or the pre-dawn hours are the worst for the inner nag that likes to take advantage of you when you’re most vulnerable – and if not when induced rudely into wakefulness and gasping in pain, then when? Maybe you should keep a roll of duct tape by your bed and threaten the voice when it starts up. Personally, I’m considering it for myself – I can see the craziness of it – if someone where to wonder what happened, I would have to answer through muffled mouth – “schpain thshing vosheeesh in hshad sgraggin smee donsh. ” Either that, or it’s a lobotomy on the books? (I too suffer from chronic pain due to neck injuries affecting my spine blah blah blah – sorry, I don’t mean to make light of it – but today, I don’t feel like I’m “winning” any of my battles.)

    Take heart and keep the courage and laughter going to help you through the rough nights and moments.

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  9. rogershipp · March 7, 2015

    Well written and described. Keep on keeping on.

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